Serving Up Smiles: King of the Jungle

Serving up Smiles: King of the Jungle

From the Series, "The Good Humor Barista: Serving Up Smiles"    Source

One morning a lion woke up with an incredible desire to be recognized by community as the king of the jungle. So he marched right over to a monkey and roared:

"Who is the most strongest and mightiest animal in the jungle?"

Quivering, the money said, "You are the king of the jungle, Sir!!

The lion was satisfied and walked across the path to a wildebeest.

"Who is the greatest beast in the jungle?" roared the lion.

The wildbeest stood shaking with fear and replied, "You are, Sir!"

The lion felt even more satisfied and walked further down the path, meeting an elephant.

The lion roared, as before, "Who's the king of the jungle?"

The elephant did not shake or shiver. He grabbed the lion in his trunk and slammed the beast over and over again against the nearest tree. Dropping him like a stone, the elephant walked off.

"All right, all right!" squeaked the lion, rather out of breath. "There's no need to get all nasty just because you don't know the answer!"

I hope that brought a smile to your heart…. please feel free to share a joke or funny story in the comment section below!

Choosing love today,


PS  Abuse survivors and all of us need lots of oxytocin, so please feel free to pass along the fun! The Good Humor Barista is serving smiles, open for business 24/7 by clicking here. Give yourself and someone you love a giggle, a belly laugh, a smile, a joke, or a good hug today! You'll boost your immune system and go from overwhelming to overcoming in no time at all!

Susan Schiller knows how it feels to lose everything: marriage and family, church and reputation, finances and businesses, and more. Susan's upcoming, interactive memoir, "On the Way Home," tells the story of how she came to be known as "the most abused woman" her counselors had yet met and how she learned to navigate her way out of hell to a rich and satisfying life. In her lifetime, Susan has served in duties ranging from home school mom – to pastor –  to full-time deliverance minister – and to Midwest regional prayer coordinator for a large international ministry. These days you can usually find Susan soaking in her favorite hot springs pool, reading a book (or several), blogging, baking bread, or hanging out with her family and friends. You can get a free copy of Susan's upcoming book, "On the Way Home" by registering here.

Copyright 2013, Susan Schiller, Permission is granted to copy, forward, or distribute this article for non-commercial use only, as long as this copyright byline and bio, in totality, is maintained in all duplications, copies, and link references.  For reprint permission for any commercial use, in any form of media, please contact Susan Schiller.

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Eveliina October 17, 2013 at 2:05 am

Big Thanks for the laughter Susan!


Susan Schiller October 17, 2013 at 6:01 am

Hi Evelina… I hope your whole day is full of giggles and smiles – blessings!


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